In
route, experimenting with a question or two about my own diagnosis of lung
cancer and surgery three months ago reveals she has no memory and/or resulting
worry or concern.
Briefly
I ponder the concept of memory loss and unrequited caring but decide that’s for
psychobabblists over lattes.
Instead
I decided to entertain Patti by sharing a recent revelation - the secret to approaching the quarter century
club as a MS spouse caregiver is … (dramatic pause)… I’m cat shit crazy.
I began
my ramble by explaining that I have been reading about Toxoplasma Gondii in
news headlines and found myself reminiscing …
I first
heard of T. Gondii in 1987 when Patti was pregnant. Her OB/GYN raised the
concern that some parasite thingamajig could transfer from cat feces to Patti
to fetus (now known as our daughter Megan).
… With visions of the thingamajig from the movie Alien popping out of
Patti’s stomach dancing in my head I had no problem assuming exclusive cat
litter duty.
I just never
realized that apparently the offer never ends kind of like offering to send
peace keepers to Afghanistan.
Then after
Patti was hospitalized with her first Multiple Sclerosis exacerbation in 1989 her
neurologist also raised concerns about ol’ T. Gondii lurking in the cat litter because
MS is an autoimmune disorder.
Bottom
line I have heroically thrown myself on that grenade of the litter box over 9,000
times over the spouse caregiving decades and now apparently I am medically and
certifiably cat shit crazy. – Explains everything!
“Explains everything
… and more!”, Patti emphatically adds after catching her breath from laughing.
Curiously
laughter seemed to reduce short term memory loss. Why not millions to study
that instead of litter boxes?
Caregivingly Yours, Patrick Leer
videos: www.youtube.com/daddyleer
Thanks, I needed that!!! love you forever, my friend!!!
ReplyDeleteI had to laugh when I saw the title of your post before I read anything, too funny with it all. They do say laughter is the best medicine (I'm sure I've written this in a comment before here, it sounds like I have). What gets studied in medicine makes no sense to me sometimes.
ReplyDeletehope its cooling down a bit there!
betty